Alex: I broke my bed
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAT
Alex: I broke my bed
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAH YOU STUPID
Alex: I broke my bed
Friend 3: HAHAHAHAHAH YOU FAT AND STUPID
On wednesday after finishing up everything for my site analysis presentation i went to sleep at 5:30am..
at 7 i was woke up by my sister hammering away on my door. i was on my feet and halfway to the door before i remembered i told her to wake me up before she left. I opened the door, mumbled my thanks and promptly went back to sleep. Only, as soon as i sat down on the bed it went KABFCGSCRASH!HH!!H!! as 1 of the 6 ridges supporting my mattress broke.. without any support, my mattress sank in that particular area and i sank with it. I knew, vaguely, roughly, something had happened to my bed, but frankly i was too sleepy to care and continued to sleep, in that partially sunken state :P
which has given rise to a conclusion of..
Alex: I broke my bed and continued to sleep
Friend 4: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU STUPID FAT PIG!
being the lazy fucker i am, i refused to do anything to it and continued to sleep in a partially sunken state until now, saturday, in which i tried to fix it and hammer replacement nails in only to realise my bed is made up of bloody tough wood and the nails won’t go in. In fact, the wood was so tough, after hammerin part of the nail in and finding out it wont go any deeper, i couldn’t even TAKE OUT the nails.
POWER DRILL here i come!!!!!
alex wad happened to u?? i thought u’re supposed to be on diet??
this is God’s punishment. u MUST GO ON A DIET
smart god, u think ur bed is wat? “solid construction”? :p the wood so tough u oso can break it…aih…stupid fat pig…!
ahaha
lose weight d la compared to last time
u also what :p
b- i stronger haha
where got people so stupid wan? are you sure you were the only one on the bed? without any.. activities?
yup me only. no activity ‘cept zzZzzZzz.. its 7am for god’s sake
were u jerking too hard till it collapsed?
dude.. it’s freakin 7am weih not everyone jerks at 7am like you :p
whats wrong with having activity at 7am? *wink